liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers
like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose
finally someone said it
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
His arms say ambulance, but his hands say sweetheart.
just had some cornflakes
good fucking observation but I just had some cornflakes and I damn well enjoyed them
before and after listening to BEYONCÉ
fuck harry potter
will yall stop fucking pitting everyone against each other with chart numbers
Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”
whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed