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lloveyou:

liking someone’s selfie takes two seconds and it boosts their self esteem by 203948204

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

yigers:

animedads:

check out the way this dog’s eye’s open

this dog rocks

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

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poilsnail:

His arms say ambulance, but his hands say sweetheart.

poilsnail:

His arms say ambulance, but his hands say sweetheart.

alt-j:

maatjie-buddy:

alt-j:

just had some cornflakes

Not twitter…

good fucking observation but I just had some cornflakes and I damn well enjoyed them

megaminun:

before and after listening to BEYONCÉ

megaminun:

before and after listening to BEYONCÉ

surprisebitch:

fagbarbie:

fuck harry potter

i would

fagbarbie:

problematicgay:

will yall stop fucking pitting everyone against each other with chart numbers

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madonnadiditfirst:

volanus:

gagasdoublechin:

artrave looks

A gay icon

madonnadiditfirst:

volanus:

gagasdoublechin:

artrave looks

A gay icon

wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed

fancypancakes:

confused-companion:

whoever wrote this line needs to receive a medal

I will reblog this until my fingers bleed